Improvement Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm super excited about this fabulous opportunity to improve!"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

What else is there to wish for?

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Man feeding his computer money.

Self Help / Elf Help.

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'