Improvement Enthusiast Pillows

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

What else is there to wish for?

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

Self Help / Elf Help.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Man feeding his computer money.

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

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