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The Self-Help Guide to Choosing a Self-Help Guide

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"Ambitions... to be more ambitious in future."

"I can't remember if I took my smart pill."

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

What else is there to wish for?

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"You left your demons here last week."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

'You must heal yourself.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Self Help / Elf Help.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."