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The Self-Help Guide to Choosing a Self-Help Guide

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"Ambitions... to be more ambitious in future."

"I can't remember if I took my smart pill."

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

What else is there to wish for?

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"You left your demons here last week."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

'You must heal yourself.'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Self Help / Elf Help.

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."