Self-improvement Devotee Pillows

Goldilocks seeks help for her perfectionism. Psychiatry. Not everything has to be "just right."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Supersize me."

He must increase; I must decrease - John 3-30

'YOU MAKE ME SICK!!'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

They hated me.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

Spa

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

What else is there to wish for?

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"You left your demons here last week."

Critisize your weight.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'