Understanding Seeker T-Shirts

'My market doesn't understand me.'

"Someday, you'll act like you understand."

"And a trigger warning for today's lesson - peace, friendship, love, and understanding."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I, TikTok."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Gulliver's other travels.

Classic Emojis for sale.

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Big Medium

"Why are we here?"

Vegicurious

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

Time Passes...For Meaning.

Football

'I know I am an inverted comma, but I still hate being quoted.'

The meaning of life...

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

"I understand how I was born; I want to know why."

Will work for recognition.

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Goal!

He tried kicking himself after missing the field goal but he missed again!