Understanding Seeker T-Shirts

'My market doesn't understand me.'

"Someday, you'll act like you understand."

"And a trigger warning for today's lesson - peace, friendship, love, and understanding."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Classic Emojis for sale.

Gulliver's other travels.

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Big Medium

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"Why are we here?"

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

Vegicurious

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

Football

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'I know I am an inverted comma, but I still hate being quoted.'

The meaning of life...

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Will work for recognition.

"I understand how I was born; I want to know why."

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

Chasing Dreams

Goal!

'It's just life, it has no meaning. I'm hungry.'

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'