Meaning Seeker T-Shirts

The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

The meaning of life...

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"I understand how I was born; I want to know why."

"Why are we here?"

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?"

'Frank's life has finally gelled. He has decided to be an existential hero.'

'I'm not asking for a raise or a promotion. I just want my life to have more meaning than anyone else in my department.'

'It's just life, it has no meaning. I'm hungry.'

"Sometimes I wonder...is this all there is?"

The Finding Yourself Hour.

The demeaning of life.

"'What are we living for?' Have you seen a picture of my yacht?

Time Passes...For Meaning.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Reading my Critics

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Roget's Pet

Gulliver's other travels.

Classic Emojis for sale.

'My market doesn't understand me.'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Dinosaur named Thesaurus Rex

"Sometimes, from time to time, now and again, at times I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Big Medium

Backdoor

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.