Synonym Seekers T-Shirts

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

Roget's Pet

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'My market doesn't understand me.'

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Dinosaur named Thesaurus Rex

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

"Sometimes, from time to time, now and again, at times I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Big Medium

Backdoor

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"Why are we here?"

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

Dept of Synonyms

Time Passes...For Meaning.

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'I know I am an inverted comma, but I still hate being quoted.'

The meaning of life...

"I understand how I was born; I want to know why."

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

"There's an uncertain feeling in the air..."