Synonym Seekers Pillows

In the breakfast foods industry, our award winner, Ernie, is at the tip-top. The honoree is at the vertex, the acme, the apogee ... the summit, the crest, the peak, the zenith! Raise your glasses to the man at the pinnacle! Please don't say it! Thank you for the synonym toast!

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I, TikTok."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

Roget's Pet

Classic Emojis for sale.

'My market doesn't understand me.'

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Dinosaur named Thesaurus Rex

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"Sometimes, from time to time, now and again, at times I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Backdoor

Big Medium

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"Why are we here?"

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'

Dept of Synonyms

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

Time Passes...For Meaning.

Not much, just chillin' with my Peeps. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-03-28).

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'I know I am an inverted comma, but I still hate being quoted.'

The meaning of life...

"I understand how I was born; I want to know why."

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.