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'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'Bring me some more power.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Glass Ceiling

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'