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"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's just a tree."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Boom

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

Witch dice.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

We can't go on meeting like this...

Man on Stilts in a Market

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).

Mount Everest.

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"But am I happy? Very."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'