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"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

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Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Holiday Supplies

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

I wish I'd had the review.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

Platter confusion.

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'Whatever he's eating.'

'How was the squid?'

Decaying corpse

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."