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Foodie Bank

Little league world series of poker.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

Holy Macaroni,

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"You complete me."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

'Because it's there!'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

'Then there was the time I walked into this mars bar - I got covered in chocolate!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'