High-end Snack Seeker Pillows

Foodie Bank

Little league world series of poker.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Student Food Pyramid

Holy Macaroni,

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'Because it's there!'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

Honest Vending Machine