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A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

Skiing.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Horse rides over a judge.

Get a life

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"Good dog!"

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Multiple Migs

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

Bird comes in for a crash landing.

Mile high skydivers

"Byeee... see you soon!"

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

'What on earth are you doing? Watch your flaps! Increase altitude ... ' Back Seat Pilots: another reason to make cockpits inaccessible to passengers.

Acme Skydiving School.

"I love making a glide in..."

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

"This is your captain speaking. It's such a nice day that we won't be taking off. We're driving there."

'I couldn't stand working in an office.'

A politicians runs from race horses

Rock Climber

"Weeee. . . isn't this fun spot?"

An awkward fear of heights...

'This is the pilot. If you look to the left you'll see London, look to the right France - inside the cockpit the co-pilot's underpants.'

'If we stop looking at the clouds, does a screen saver come on?'

"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"

"First he said, "I bet I fly more than you. Then she said, "Oh yeah?!" And then it all went down hill from there."

'These hotshot business types think they own the sky.'