Sky High Thrill Seeker Gifts

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

Skiing.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Get a life

Horse rides over a judge.

"Good dog!"

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Multiple Migs

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

"Byeee... see you soon!"

Mile high skydivers

Bird comes in for a crash landing.

'What on earth are you doing? Watch your flaps! Increase altitude ... ' Back Seat Pilots: another reason to make cockpits inaccessible to passengers.

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

Acme Skydiving School.

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

"I love making a glide in..."

A politicians runs from race horses

The latest fad to sweep the nation's high schools: trampoline shoes.

'I couldn't stand working in an office.'

"This is your captain speaking. It's such a nice day that we won't be taking off. We're driving there."

'We don't know what went wrong yet, but just sit tight...we're working on it.'

'If we stop looking at the clouds, does a screen saver come on?'

'This is the pilot. If you look to the left you'll see London, look to the right France - inside the cockpit the co-pilot's underpants.'

"Weeee. . . isn't this fun spot?"

Rock Climber

An awkward fear of heights...

"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"

Man hangs on to the wing of a plane.