Runner's High Seeker Gifts

Get a life

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Boom

"It's just a tree."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

Witch dice.

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

We can't go on meeting like this...

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Man on Stilts in a Market

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).

Mount Everest.

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

"But am I happy? Very."