Sugar High Seeker Gifts

'I'm afraid you've got diabetes.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Doughnut Making

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Secret sweetie drawer...

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'It's very important to have balanced diet.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

'Been toying with commodities again, have we?'

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Black Forest Cake

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'