Sugar Pursuer Gifts

Donut Ho

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Today's special... donuts.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"I'll have dessert first."

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

Dressed as Sweets

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"