High Score Seeker Gifts

'...Oh and could you hit my brother with a thunderbolt for beating my highest score!'

Butterfly Woman

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Double Bass Jumpers.

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Easter Island Rock Climber

Man on Stilts in a Market

Game Addiction

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

Get a life

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

Ski-ball.

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

High-Wire-Dip

Football

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Helicopter Rescues.

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'