Score Hunter Gifts

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Game Addiction

Arcade Game Baseball.

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

Ski-ball.

"We start on #F."

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

"Actually, I'm more interested in seeing how we stack up against the competition."

Ice Skating.

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

"If you don't want to know the score..."

Olympic School

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".

'Mommy and Daddy have taken care of the high cost of private school tuition. The rest is up to you.'

Gymnastic Scores.

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

'...Oh and could you hit my brother with a thunderbolt for beating my highest score!'

'This is looking less and less like leg cramps and more and more like a career-ending injury.'

A Very Small and Complacent TV Station: '...And the final score between the Brewers and the Centennials was four to three...or four all...something like that...whatever...'