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Ancient Racing

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A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Bob's Driving School.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'Bring me some more power.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Computer Controlled Car

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Glass Ceiling

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Robot about to eat a battery

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Cow outboard engine

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."