Energy Burst Seeker T-Shirts

Sugar Rush!

Ancient Racing

Low-Energy Drinks

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Bring me some more power.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Computer Controlled Car

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Glass Ceiling

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Cow outboard engine

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Robot about to eat a battery

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'