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Brain Charger

Ancient Racing

Low-Energy Drinks

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'Bring me some more power.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Gulliver's other travels.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Computer Controlled Car

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Glass Ceiling

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

Giant Sale!

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Robot about to eat a battery

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"