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Brain Charger

Ancient Racing

Low-Energy Drinks

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Bob's Driving School.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Bring me some more power.'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

Gulliver's other travels.

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Computer Controlled Car

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Glass Ceiling

Giant Sale!

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Cow outboard engine

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."