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"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

'Some fitting room...NOTHING FITS!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

Ties for a measly $15...Shirts for a measly $20...Pants for a measly $25.

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Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business

Everyday is cyber Monday.

Fire Sale in Heaven.

How come you never look at me that way?

Furniture store going out of business for 3 generations.

Bring back early closing day.

'It's not that I want to be kicked per se, but I hate to miss a sale.'

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

'Let's go in. While I shop, you can tell them where they went wrong.'

"Back here in 30 mins?"

Alien Invasion Sale!

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

'She shopped 'till she dropped.'

"Honey, I quit my job to go shopping everyday!"

'..then I get you something nice with the fifty!'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Suits - Genuine 50% off.

Thanksgiving Sales

'What's all this then,redundancies?'

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"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Santa opens Summer Sale.

Hole Sale

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

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"Hey, I know a way to stimulate the economy!"