Sale Scouting T-Shirts

'Our giant sale now on!'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Customer Convention

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Last Chance for Everything.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Irregulars

Jumble Sale

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''