Sale Scouting T-Shirts

'Our giant sale now on!'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Orderly Conduct of Sales

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Customer Convention

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Last Chance for Everything.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Irregulars

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

Jumble Sale

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Hole Sale

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''