Dividend Seeker T-Shirts

'What dividend-paying stocks do you recommend to tide me over between student loans and social security?'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I just..."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Do kids eat free?"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

Eureka

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'