Share Seeker Gifts

'So what's this investment problem of yours?'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Muscles

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Exercise Bars

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Bring me some more power.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Customer Convention

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"