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"Stock options for your thoughts."

At the market

A child runs an equity stand.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

wealth investment

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Computer spying.

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Job hoppers.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'The financial advisor is here.'

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."