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'Sir, what is the matter?' - 'New contact lenses.'

Tiny Visions

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Hospital Departments

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

Musical Eye Test

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"The doctor will see you now."

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

Leadership Qualities

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

"It's a human hand!"

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

Meta enhanced reality glasses

Man standing at a railway station.

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

"Good . . . no read the next line."

'Thirteen'

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

"I've just been replaced by an app..."

'I think I'm seeing double again!'

Betty's Ex, Ray, Glasses.