Optics Explorer Mugs

'Sir, what is the matter?' - 'New contact lenses.'

Tiny Visions

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Hospital Departments

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Musical Eye Test

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"The doctor will see you now."

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

Leadership Qualities

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

Art Appreciation

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

'I think I may have found the 'Hello' magazine culture.'

"It's a human hand!"

'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

'Thirteen'

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

Meta enhanced reality glasses

"Good . . . no read the next line."

Man standing at a railway station.

"I've just been replaced by an app..."

Betty's Ex, Ray, Glasses.