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'I think I'm seeing double again!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

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"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Hospital Departments

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"How many letters can you read?"

Famous Optical Illusions!

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

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"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

Optician and the PI.

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"It's a special place where they check the eyes in the back of their heads."

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'