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'I think I'm seeing double again!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

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PROBLEM AREAS

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Hospital Departments

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"How many letters can you read?"

Famous Optical Illusions!

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

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"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

Optician and the PI.

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'The spots are much clearer.'

"It's a special place where they check the eyes in the back of their heads."

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."