Versatility Seeker Gifts

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

= too complex

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"If I paid you what you're worth, you'd be working for nothing!"

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Crisis of values

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

Have you seen this toaster?

He's our most reliable researcher...highly stable and chemically inert.

Box of Tissues

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."