Diversity Seeker Gifts

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Businesswoman Empowerment

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Inclusive speech

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Useless add-ons.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Prejudice/Empathy

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Mohammad's motors

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Statue of Female Executive