Diversity Specialist Gifts

Zero Times Two is Still Zero

Businesswoman Empowerment

Inclusive speech

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

All Hail the Matriarchy

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Prejudice/Empathy

Glass Ceiling

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Statue of Female Executive

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

"Welcome."

HAPPY International Women's Day 2022

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.