Diversity Educator Gifts

P.C. Illiterates Anonymous

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Businesswoman Empowerment

At the Museum

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Inclusive speech

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

All Hail the Matriarchy

Glass Ceiling

Prejudice/Empathy

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'Home Schooling'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

How Glaciations Begin

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Save our Planet.

"When I found out that the Earth rotates every 24 hours, it really made my day!"