Diversity Awareness Gifts

'There goes the neighborhood.'

'For some strange reason personnel want us to review our equal opportunities employment policies!'

"Of course we're diverse! Shawn here is a vegetarian!"

"And you must be the domestic partner we refused to extend spousal benefits to."

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

"Larry, as a black man, I feel it’s my duty to tell you you’re not black."

Lack History Month

Businesswoman Empowerment

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Inclusive speech

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Prejudice/Empathy

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Statue of Female Executive

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"Welcome."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'