Diversity Awareness Gifts

'There goes the neighborhood.'

'For some strange reason personnel want us to review our equal opportunities employment policies!'

"Of course we're diverse! Shawn here is a vegetarian!"

"And you must be the domestic partner we refused to extend spousal benefits to."

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

"Larry, as a black man, I feel it’s my duty to tell you you’re not black."

Lack History Month

I don't get Diversity Day. Me either. West Fester Junior High. Everyone already obsesses over our differences. We're all equal, right? That's what they say. So why not celebrate sameness day? Where would all the diversity trainers find work?

Businesswoman Empowerment

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Inclusive speech

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Government a la Carte

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Prejudice/Empathy

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

Statue of Female Executive

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"Welcome."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."