Creative Educator Gifts

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

'Home Schooling'

"I'll read some math problems, and you just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

'I'm experimenting with right brain math.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Didgeridoo

Early Learning Today

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

'I said, 'I'd like to see the chef!''

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Vote for Brown

You Want A Better World?

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Thoughts on Education.

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Vote Signal

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

'Just like my family. Dad's the Congress, Mom's the President and Grandma's the Supreme Court.'

"No, honey, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have the measles."

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"