Inspirational Educators Gifts

"Sometimes while eating in the classroom, I think about writing a children's book, which would begin, "Once upon a time there was something called a teachers' lounge. . .'."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Campaign for Plain English

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

The Evolution Of Man.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Home Schooling'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

A salute of scouts

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'Did you find any clothes?'

Knight school.