Spirited Educators Gifts

'Well, if my son does have a belligerent attitude, then he must have picked it up here at school.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Campaign for Plain English

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

The Evolution Of Man.

'Home Schooling'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

'Did you find any clothes?'

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

Knight school.

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

Education Plan