Artful Educators Gifts

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

A Puppet Named Juan

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Campaign for Plain English

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

The Evolution Of Man.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Home Schooling'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'