Artful Educators T-Shirts

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

A Puppet Named Juan

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Campaign for Plain English

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

The Evolution Of Man.

'Home Schooling'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'