Creative Educator T-Shirts

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

'Home Schooling'

"I'll read some math problems, and you just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

'I'm experimenting with right brain math.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Didgeridoo

Early Learning Today

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

'I said, 'I'd like to see the chef!''

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

You Want A Better World?

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Thoughts on Education.

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

'Just like my family. Dad's the Congress, Mom's the President and Grandma's the Supreme Court.'

Vote Signal

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

"No, honey, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have the measles."

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

'Ms. Peters, hold all calls. I'm busy implementing yet another hastily conceived and unproven education innovation.'

Maria Montessori

The college of my choice.

"On the downstairs freezer, you can view some of my earlier work."