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History lesson.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"I find that they learn better if you make it interesting."

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Art Student.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Eternal Student.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Do me next."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Map of the human brain

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"