Diversity Trainers Gifts

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

You must be this white to enter.

"While not a native American Indian my self I do find the term 'low man on the Totem pole' to be an offensive stereotype."

Inclusive speech

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Prejudice/Empathy

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

Statue of Female Executive

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"Welcome."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

HAPPY International Women's Day 2022

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'