Diversity Promoter Gifts

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

Silence is Violence dissenter

Halal-Kosher cafe: Yes- you both can eat here.

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'Do you realize you could have had my job if you had just stayed in your own country?'

Inclusive speech

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Prejudice/Empathy

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Statue of Female Executive

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

"The labels are right, it's the panels which are wrong."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

Same Sex Wedding

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

Disparate housewives.