Diversity Coordinator Gifts

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

'Can you start by telling us what sex you are?'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Inclusive speech

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Glass Ceiling

Prejudice/Empathy

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Statue of Female Executive

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

"Welcome."

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

HAPPY International Women's Day 2022

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'