Diversity Consultant Gifts

'For some strange reason personnel want us to review our equal opportunities employment policies!'

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

"Gee, I'm not so sure about that one."

'To listen to these people you'd think all our partners were white middle aged men who spent all their time agreeing with each other.'

"Different? Hey, we could use different."

Really Good Careers: An Equal Opportunity Employer

'The firm has to start taking diversity more seriously.'

An unequal opportunity employer.

"Our new employee Thomson's great-great-grandfather was Russian, his great-grandmother Greek,his great-grandfather German and his mother Spanish."

"They want diversity cartoons to represent the over-representation of black people in TV and newspaper ads."

"Before I depart I thought it only fair to leave you with some suggestions for equally demeaning replacements. . ."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

Today's Discussion - 'Inclusiveness'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Inclusive speech

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Prejudice/Empathy

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Glass Ceiling

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"