Diversity Seeker T-Shirts

Good News

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Businesswoman Empowerment

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Inclusive speech

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Useless add-ons.

Government a la Carte

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Prejudice/Empathy

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Mohammad's motors

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.