Versatility Gifts

Multipurpose car

'Let's not go by the book.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

'Time to buy.'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

DOW Industrial Average.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Ballerina and the light switch.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

Stock Market Bear.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Not a Work Place, A Woke Place.

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance