Market Volatility Enthusiast Gifts

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'Time to buy.'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

"That was a rumor day."

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

'Eddie, politicians everywhere are kicking cans down the road, so maybe it's time to get in on the boom in tin.'

"He's trying to feel which way the wind is blowing."

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

Loft Extensions Company - Extended Sales Chart.

Easy street ends.

Stock Market Bear.

"Reality??? Man, you're hopelessly outdated! Nowadays we have forecasts and statistics."

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

A vacancy in the Finance Department

Housing bubble

'On yer bike!'

'Be happy you're not in the Mexican-bottled-water pit.'

Stock Exchange - All Seats Now Equipped with Oxygen Marks in Case this Market Goes Higher and Higher.

'I'm too tired to hear the whole story. Who wins, the bear or the bull?'

"Remember, Syms, never use the term 'Plummet.' We prefer 'in correction territory' or 'below cost basis'."

'What's the use of being a Renaissance man if you can't multi-task?'

New York Stocks

"About your stocking up on jelly beans - is there something investors should know?"

"Thank you for concisely assessing out prospects for future market share growth..."

New York Stock Exchange: No Bulls or Bears were injured in today's trading.

'Here is a composite of our target consumer.'